When Chloe and I got home tonight we found a package on our landing, which is not super unusual even though neither of us ordered anything b/c my mom sends us fruit trays and tea every once in a while. But the package didn’t have any name or address on it and there wasn’t a note inside. It came from Amazon and when I opened it up it was…this:
Which I am p. okay w/! Like I really enjoyed the Carmilla webseries and obvs. I’m a goth lesbian, so it’s a good gift, but the question is like…where the fuck did this come from?
