“My friends dragged me to an amusement park and I’m deathly afraid of roller coasters but you work here and you’re really cute so I’m gonna keep riding the same terrifying roller coaster over and over so I can flirt with you and hopefully get your number while I’m waiting in line” AU
“It’s karaoke night and we don’t know each other but we’re both really drunk and we want to sing the same song so instead of fighting over it we may as well make it a duet” AU
“You’re 100% convinced you know me but I have no idea who you are and I don’t want to make it awkward so I’m just gonna go along with it and hope you stop talking to me soon” AU
“We were on the same flight and our suitcases look practically identical and you accidentally took mine from the baggage claim so now we’re stuck wearing each other’s clothes until we can meet up and exchange bags again (and please make it fast because this color looks horrible on me)” AU
“I called customer service planning to go off on an angry rant but your voice is so sexy I completely forgot what I was going to say” AU
“My windows look into your apartment and sometimes I see you dancing around in your pajamas late at night and I can’t tell if you know I can see you or if you’re just really oblivious but please never stop because it’s adorable” AU
“We live in the same building and we don’t really know each other but the elevator we ride together everyday just broke down so now we’re stuck in it and it turns out you’re really claustrophobic” AU
“A mysterious package addressed to you was accidentally delivered to my house so I came by to deliver it to you but now I just really wanna know what’s in the box” AU
the creampuff graveyard
